You are speaking of my future lover

…Be more respectful. I’d love to say I’m bored right now. If I were bored right now, I’d work my way through a list of ‘Things to Do When Super Bored’. This list here.

  • Hopscotch.
  • Play Kerbie.
  • Say ‘hello’ to a stranger; shake their hand maybe.
  • Help an old dear across the road whether they’re willing or not.
  • Make a Super Sandwich of Seemingly Disgusting Stuff. Cut it into a ‘Q’. Eat it with no hands.
  • Get bouncy on a space hopper down a high street.
  • Stand rigid at work/in the office and wave a flag; maybe in an shopping centre elevator.

Perhaps I’ll just incorporate the list of ‘Things to Do When Super Bored’ into my existing list of ‘Stuff I Should Really Do But I Bought a Kindle’. I wrote a list not too dissimilar from that one *points* for one of our regular customers who is always bored. I don’t get it. There is soooo much stuff to do out there; have at it!

Maiden voyage

It feels like a millenia since I’ve been here, has it really been a millenia? Busy times! So I’ve been having a lot of fun over the last week with a crochet hook and some ribbon; want to see what I did?

It’s got a dusting of silver around the edges- yeah, check me out; a duuusting. I love trying something new, it’s totally given me a shed load of ideas! Rawr! Speaking of new- I’ve also started a painting of a landscape, an actual proper landscape with no moon and crap. Haven’t done that in years. You know what else I haven’t done in years? Visit a library. So that’s what else I did through the week; pity it won the award for Crappiest Excuse for a Library in the History of Crappiest Excuses for Libraries. Maybe I’ll hit the local art gallery next, scope that out…

do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?

I’m not entirely sure what to say if I’m honest- in a good way! Things are so super fun and right right now that I fear that if I open my mouth, an explosion of slibberish will be the only thing that comes out. So one thing at a time. 1. Necklaces. I learnt how to knit a heart last week so that ultimately led to this little gem that is now up for sale on Handmade Alice:

Fuzzy <3: Steampunk necklace. £7.75 on Handmade Alice

Yeah, check me getting all steampunky! 2. Handmade Alice will be making her first EVER appearance at a craft fair in September! I get two chairs, I’m sooo excited! In fact, I’m so excited that 3. I spent hours last night making up little business/thank you cards when I should have been in my beddy byes. 4. I saw Beauty and the Beast in 3D today. Gaston is still evil. 5. I’m finally getting the hang of crochetting; just another thing to keep me entertained on the go!

I should perhaps lay off the caffeine.